① Money is noteverything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
② Oneshould love animals. They are so tasty。
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
③ Savewater. Shower with your girlfriend。
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
④ Love theneighbor. But don’t get caught。
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
⑤ Behindevery successful man, there is a woman.And behindevery unsuccessful man, thereare two。
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
⑥ Everyman should marry. After all, happiness is not the onlything in life。
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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