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1. The hardest thing about being single is finding a reason to shower.
单身最艰难的事就是找个去洗澡的理由。
2. The best things in life are actually really expensive.
事实上,生活中最美好的事情都需要很多钱。
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3. I worked out for an hour and all I lost was 60 minutes.
我锻炼了一小时,而我失去的是60分钟。
4. Enjoy the good times because something terrible is probably about to happen.
享受美好的时光吧,因为接下来可能会发生糟糕的事情。
5. There’s no such thing as waking up from a nightmare because the world is a nightmare.
根本就没有从噩梦中醒来这种事,因为世界就是一个噩梦。
6. If you never believe in yourself, you'll never let yourself down!
如果你从来不相信自己,你就永远都不会让自己失望!
7. Started from the bottom…still at the bottom.
从底层开始……现在仍在底层。
8. Later is the best time to do anything.
千里之行,始于“等会儿”。
9. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是没结婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明了。
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10. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一种相对说法,它会给你带来很多亲戚。
11. The thicker your thighs are the more snacks you can lay on your lap.
腿越粗,能放下的零食越多。
12.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
你的睡梦决定着你的未来,所以快去睡觉吧。
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