据说单身久了，内心独白会变成这样……
单身有它的好处。但单身久了，我们也会感到沮丧，那种“剩者为王”的士气会变弱，偶尔还会胡思乱想。鉴于女性更多愁善感，所以本篇的内心独白将主要采用女性视角。1. I am more than positive I'll die alone.
我几乎可以确信我要孤独终老了。2. Wait, I can't tell if he's flirting or just being friendly.
哎？他这是对我有好感么，还是只是表示友好而已。3. Should I text my ex?
要不要给前任发个短信？4. If need be, I'll marry myself.
要是可能的话，我想跟自己结婚。5. I don't need a man! I am an independent woman!
我不需要男人！我是独立的女性！6. Being single is better!
单身更好！7. Should I get a Tinder? Who knows - I might actually find the one!
要不要注册个相亲网站？谁知道呢——也许就找到了！8. How do those two have each other and I have no one?
为什么他俩能在一起，而我就是一个人？9. SRSLY, what's wrong with me?
讲真，我是不是有什么问题？10. I'm just waiting for Prince Charming.
我在等我的白马王子。11. When was the last time I kissed someone? I think I forgot how to kiss.
我上次接吻是什么时候？我觉得我都忘了怎么接吻了。12. Netflix always makes my day better.
每天看会儿网剧能让我感觉好点。
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